Rosemead Kiwanis Club

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   FAX OF

      LIFE

 

 

The Fax of Life

A weekly inspiration, courtesy of the Kiwanis Club of Scott's Valley

June 13, 2010                                                       Volume 15, Number 33

 

Time for a smile :)

 

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. This is what they came up with.

 

Better to be safe than -

     to punch a 5th grader.
Never underestimate the power of -

     termites.
You can lead a horse to water but -

     how?
Don't bite the hand that.-

     looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a -

     Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new -

     math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll -

     stink in the morning.
Love all, trust -

     me.
The pen is mightier than the -

     pigs.
An idle mind is...

     the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's -

     pollution.
Happy the bride who -

     gets all the gifts.
A penny saved is -

     not much.
Two's company, three's -

     the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what -

    you put on to go to bed.
None are so blind as -

    Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not -

    spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed -

    get new batteries.
When the blind leadeth the blind -

    get out of the way.
Better late than -

    pregnant.

 
                                                                                                                                                     --- Author unknown                  
 

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